Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she smelled like a LAN party
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
