Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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