i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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