i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
