Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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