is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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