Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im holly from the hills drunk
Life is so much better after having sex.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I would fuck him just for his dog
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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