We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
