Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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