Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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