She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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