I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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