I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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