My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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