i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Im part way to drunk.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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