hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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