there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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