I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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