Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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