This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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