Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
