so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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