): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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