Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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