i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
