thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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