Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
