its not stalking. its research.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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