i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
