what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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