First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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