This girl is more easily done than said...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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