i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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