Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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