He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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