Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I want to be your penis for a week.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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