im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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