Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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