How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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