we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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