Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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