I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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