Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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