Non-Jews are for practice
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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