mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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