You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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