that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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