If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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