When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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