Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
