In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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