After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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