I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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