No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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