jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just pee around me
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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