This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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