At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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