I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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